
Black Gildan 5000 · Front print
Okayest ATC Tee
World's Okayest Air Traffic Controller.
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Original air-traffic-control humor, printed on black Gildan 5000 tees. Designed by Headwind Supply Co., printed on demand, shipped to your door.
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World's Okayest Air Traffic Controller.

99% boredom, 1% sheer terror.

Go around — like my life choices.

Say again? I was separating planes.


Separation is my love language.

I speak fluent phonetics and sarcasm.

Descend and maintain your sanity.

Caution: wake turbulence.

Traffic no factor. Me neither.

Squawk 7500 if you can read this.